😅 almost just noted my nsec

the other plebs were right…it’s very important to practice safe nsecs when diving into testflight

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Zap war!

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r he said that he takes 💩 bigger than Roger.

I win 🏆

Wait, what? 💩

I guess I win 🥇 🏆 🏅

What are you winning at exactly? 🤔

Zap war with the 🐸

Yeah he used to be a worthy opponent, but these days he’s a complete waste of time in a zap war…too much of a degenerate since he’s not on here enough he’s lost the zap touch 🤣

Yup, been my experience with him too 😂

dafuch u say ma’am?

She said your a complete waste of time

🤣 you’ve lost your zap touch frog 🐸…did you hear me this time?

Sorry. I don’t have auto translate on. You’re a nice person too.

Can’t understand what you are saying way too much ribbiting going on 🤣

Get up and fight frog 🐸

You both done yet? 🤣

NO!

Get zapped both of you!

Soon you’ll be going to bed and I will have all the time to zap you both back! 🤣

You are in this too now

Damus and primal keep crashing too frequently to ⚡️ war 😂

Without one tap zaps it’s no fun anymore! 🥺

I have 1 tap zaps ⚡️

I actually preferred it before OTZ. OTZ made it lazy. There was an art to zap wars in the early days.

Still winning you 2! Probably cause you are a 🦘 and a 🐸

Yeah those were the days when it took real talent to zap battle!

You are a true warrior and I C U!

I C wut U did there

😂😂😂 thank you for zap attack

Should’ve known you couldn’t zap battle, your a frickin’ 🐸!

I’m retired. I play baseball now for the Birmingham Barons.

I guess 🐸s 🦘s can’t zap ⚡️

These younglings are yet to be Masters!

Oh, and I suppose you are one?

No I’m not a Master….I’m Queen of Zapping!

And yet you haven’t even zapped 😂

You’re not going to bait me, I’ve got plenty of hours ahead of me when you go to sleep youngling 🤣

Hey frog 🐸 do you recall our very 1st zap battle? 🤣⚡️

I guess you aren’t a worthy opponent anymore

Yeahhh probably not 🤣

The queen of zapping can’t zap?

The one that molded you into the degenerate you are today? Vaguely. 😂🤣

You lost a very winnable zap war on our first battle, you stayed up way too late 🤣

I very clearly remember winning that ⚡️ battle in the final moments with a nuke.

You don’t even have the making of nuke dropping 🐸

No, you posted the next day how disappointed you were that you lost and your words were “lost a very winnable battle and stayed up way too late!”. 😂

😂

Scroll up

Use protection 😬

I think I’ll get #nostr pregnant. 😬.

👀

🐸 + 𓅦

Ewwww 🤢

That’s no way for a prospective godmother to talk.

You’re the only fairy GM here! 🤣

fairy good morning?

Any Fairy would do…🤣

Like this 🤣

This one

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Ok GN for real guys 🥱😴😴😴💜🫂

Ok GN wine 🍷 🫂

🫂🫂

🫂

🫂🐸

You going primal or wah?

You need nsec condom for sure 🐶🐾🤣

or…and…hear my out…no 🤣😂

🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 nsecCondom, aka, nsecBuncker

We need Clippy.

this was fun to slap together:

https://m.primal.net/HGJR.webm

Alway practice safe nsec…the consequences aren’t worth it😖😳🙃

😂🤣 99.69% reason I’m anon here is that I know one day I’ll fuck it up and will just respawn as myself