I wear a kilt sometimes. Thought it would be more of an issue but one time in years has anyone harrassed me.

That one time I was walking out of the hardware store with a 3' pipe wrench in hand.

The dumbass bigots face when he, unarmed, realized he had just yelled a homophobic slur at at larger, younger, and armed man a mere 6 ft away was absolutely priceless.