Make sure you do the correct thing and register your "chickens" with the government π
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/register-as-a-keeper-of-less-than-50-poultry-or-other-captive-birds
Discussion
yes, definitely there needs to be lots of registration of pigeons, those things are such disease spreaders lol
Have you KYC'd your chickens? Also you will need to pay capital gains on all the egg yields made in that year from any long term hodling of the chicken asset
Any killing and then eating of the chicken will be a taxable event and you will need to pay the short term capital gains
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Wow! The UK government is really dialling up the tyranny.
It's to be expected under Labour, as shown under previous terms.
It's all for your own good though, UK plebs.
I love the trolling strategy though. I hope people keep it going and register all of those regular garden bird feeder visitors.
Don't forget that Robin that visits each day too. π
nostr:npub10jnx6stxk9h4fgtgdqv3hgwx8p4fwe3y73357wykmxm8gz3c3j3sjlvcrd weren't they trying to do this shit in Aus? π€ seems toooooo coordinated for my liking π§
"Chickens don't kill people! People kill people!"
Few...
...except this killer chicken:
nostr:nprofile1qqs8qy3p9qnnhhq847d7wujl5hztcr7pg6rxhmpc63pkphztcmxp3wgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0dehhxarjv4kxjar9wvhx7un8qyd8wumn8ghj7argv4nx7un9wd6zumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6dqzamk I think the nostr notes over avian carriers idea has been subverted!
They're trying to monitor our communications by employing the birds as spies!