My father was a man who believed that "nothing is illegal until you get caught".

If I ever wondered about my disdain for authority along with my ability to detect a morally bankrupt person, I learned it from him. I first learned who not to be long before who I want to become.

The cherry on top is this, and he said, "if you do get caught, make sure you can buy your way out".

Yea, he was that kind of guy.