There's only one right answer to the question "how much Bitcoin do you have?"
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"not nearly enough."
or is it
"thankfully, more than yesterday."
???
I think only "not enough" can be correct in all cases.
Later in life if you cannot earn sats easily I can imagine owning a decreasing stack size. The answer of "not enough" still applies in that case.
A cheeky "how many dollars do you have?" is suitable on occasion only to put a fiat maxi in their place but isn't as effective as simply saying not enough