My dad's business partner (in the 70's when he was young), saved up his money and got a Porche. I think it was a Porche 914, or similar design.

Anyway, he's driving his new sports car, and feeling like a winner, when he sees an attractive female hitchhiker. No, this is not a joke, and not a porn script.

Stoked at the opportunity, he picks her up. While driving he decides to ask her what she thinks of his new car.

Her response was, "Well, it's okay; but it's not a Corvette."

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