Is your precious out there? Sure hope he’s not on this Smeagol level 💍
If you’re a man who is all about VITAL views (the antithesis of this) — then comment what city you’re based in, age, and favorite conspiracy below — girls can DM them if it resonates.
As always — this is the RAW & REAL dating app. Not tinder.
(Yes, I’ve been mentored by Gollum himself in Mordor😂)