#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=460x742&blurhash=%5E9GI4J9F00%7Ep%3FGVr00t8p0In%251%25200%25L%7EWIVITR%2BOus%2C%24dWXXTNFacNb-pRPI%3DxuR%2Bf%2BRje-NGt6%3FaRij%5D-pWBae%25MRjIotQadIpM%7BxuIoMy%25LNH&x=2bb7db0ef7372bc7cd12f5db6a8aa7d6eb8d4087299563f380c639e4873f14a0
You can't give up alliterating half-way through a rant!
Its a violation of everything vehement, vitriolic, vivid, and venerable.
(I got excited seeing that Banana Spiders are https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria
but only for a moment. Still wouldn't alliterate in your post.)
Do better