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I am. But my wife’s out with an old friend who flew into town, so I’ve got a baby on my chest. This is when I do my best nostring.

I couldn’t do it. I’ve been laughing so hard my face is wet. You made my eyes rain.

Wet from butt sniffing??

Ew. Why is your butt wet?

Why’s your butt wet? Bidet?

My butts not wet, you two are the ones sniffing butts and with wet eyes! 😂

Hey, nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns I don’t judge, but you might wanna stay away from that butt.

Must be an Aussie thing. Wet naps soaked in fosters is my guess?

I’m ded. 😂🤣😂🤣 I’m fucking ded!

😂

Wtf! How many drinks have you had wolf 🐺?

Have no idea what you are on about 😂

Your wet butt Marie. You brought it up. I thought you wanted to talk about it.

You *just* sniffed it…. Right?

There’s a line. We are getting close now 😂

I’m so so relieved to know there’s a line. 🤣😂

I was getting worried.

😂

I’m no cat or hound so I don’t have a wet butt nor do I sniff butts! 😂

So we’re clear now. Marie’s butt is dry.

Yes, I believe this is true. I’m glad we got that sorted.

Oh yes. Clearly had to powder to get into that. It’s dry nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns we were confused.

Does that look wet to you?

I just found the line. 🤐

Took you a while 😂

I’m probably a bit more jaded than most. 😂

I always sweat something fierce when I wear leather, so maybe?

Wait. Now I’m confused again.

I think that’s her mission.

Of course you are confused, you’re a kitty cat 😂

But I’m not wet. I’ve laughed myself into an asthma attack. Now I’m actually ded. 🤣

You wanna get wet now? 😂

If I get wet I become inappropriate.

What like you spray yourself around 😂

😂😂

😂exactly what I thought

Wtf, do I need to lay out sheets of plastic?

You’re witnessing a murder and that’s all you’re gonna offer?

Do you need to ask?

Now I’m a scaredy cat.