umm let’s not get crazy maam
you’re not working for taylor swift
umm let’s not get crazy maam
you’re not working for taylor swift
Wait, what? You mean he’s not secretly Tay-Tay?
🤷♂️
i mean here in ‘Murica we’ve got two demented geriatric fcks running for president and a third contestant who says a 🪱 ate his 🧠
so at this point anything is possible I suppose
And I thought my country has problems 😳
Never bet against America.
We hate losing and never lose.
Even in a competition of fcking shit up. Can’t beat us. Never, ever. We’ll fck it all up so hard just for bragging rights.
Couldn’t have said it better myself