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"I think your son should pick me as his running mate in 2028. Polling, says we can win, and everyone's talking about it on social media."

/*Trump under his breath/*: "who says I won't run for a third term?"

“America’s best movie critics have told me you were fantastic in The Scorpion King, Mr. Rock. I have’t seen it.”

I could hear his voice saying this perfectly 😂

I am the American Bad Ass.

When you get liquidated shorting Bitcoin on margin and have to explain it to the President in your lucky outfit!

It's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave!

So I left my machine gun at the house. Think secret service has a spare.

They have a HUUUUGE on just for you

Clown and clowner

“When you show up to the Oval Office ready to make America fabulous again! 🇺🇸✨ #PatrioticStyle #KidRock”