Why don't you convert your monero stack and make it secure with the sha-256 algorithm that is back by computational mathematics and not controlled by humans. I think my btc hodl on-chain protected by sha-256 algorithm is a better choice but hey its a free world do you boo-boo
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Because I'm not the one claiming Bitcoin and Monero are the same thing.
You are the one claiming Bitcoin and Lightning are the same though.