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My apologies. I just like a little salt on my watermelon.

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Salty

Try it

The only thing I would lick salt off is tequila!

Lead a horse to water … etc.

Salt on watermelon sounds like something Marie would like. She has plenty of salt from all the time she’s rubbing it in my wounds.

It’s delicious. And cheap. Try it

He would love me to rub his wounds 😜

I’m going to the kitchen while you all work this out.

Bring me some watermelon and garlic for the vampire lady

Garlic, now that I do love!

I eat so much garlic I am garlic. Ask nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0

What, to get some watermelon and salt?

Primarily to avoid you and mahdoods splash zone but, yes, to eat some delicious salty melons.

This is that reverse psychology stuff. I’m not falling for it until you repent sinner https://video.nostr.build/2e049829b90751c8f0a8cea11601e54bb36e1ec9a00907a17114cd86503389a6.mp4

I didn’t know you were going to hell too. I need to reevaluate my life now.

This is like a Disney movie on meth

I just spat out my sip of wine with this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Send me the bill.

You sure, the bottle costs $2490

My offer is for the dry cleaning not your weak mouth. But I take responsibility for being hilarious

You think my clothes are cheaper than the wine…pffttt

A real fancy bitch just throws the cloths away but I’m not here to judge. What is the price of my genius?

That’s Mastercard sh*t there🤔😂😂

Mastercard more like masterbatercard amirite!?

I’m not fancy bitch, so I tend to keep my clothes!

It’s a basic principle of math that if the clothes price is < the cost to repair then …

It’s my greatest facade.

Marie

That one hurt

We should all get together and heal these wounds. The love is being mediated by the electric internet membrane

Ohhh poor Nostr dudes getting wounded by little old me 😜💜

All friction adds up to abrasion and abrasion leads to wounds we can avoid with the lubricant of real time interaction

When Nostr meetup with you all? 😉

I’m in if you let me cook and can handle my tornado child.

A man that can cook while I drink wine is a keeper!

Dude I’ve got a teenager so I’m sure I can handle a little one!

You’ve never met my child, but I’m down to see you try.

Don’t trust nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 on this one… I’m still waitin on my nurse and transport van🤨🤷🏽‍♂️

I’m trying brother. People are afraid of meatspace

😂🫡… all good in the ⭕️

🤣🤣🤣

I’d be quitting right about now, or else I’ll add you all to my next Hellthread 🤣

🥲

No thanks have a good night 😬

Thanks for allowing me into your fun thread, sleep well guys 💜💜💜💜💜💜

Fun threads > hell threads

I’m glad everyone is seeing Marie’s true colors now. Beware fokls 🫡

I love you all so much

I’m yet to show you colours you ain’t ever seen 😜

I can’t see certain colors

Because a band of blue is refracted sharply by my eyeball and so it’s always to the left disintegrated from my vision

Oh wow are you actually colour blind?

I don’t know but a certain color blue is always to the left of everything I see. But who knows maaan If Your purple is my purple maaan.

😳… cheech and chong meet dazed and confused🤔😂

Alright alright alright!