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Can I be morally Hispanic? I love latinas

If that’s u morally…I have a conflict of interests…I may be morally ghey😖😳…for sure I’m at least conflicted🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤣⭕️

I strongly suggest you read my reply again carefully then proceed to promptly and firmly delete this note forever

The news is retarded and gay. That’s my conclusion 🤣

🤦🏽‍♂️😂

But the weather getting hotter means that oceans will boil and then the fishies and turtles will die and then a second ice age will happen fuck

I didn’t even notice….was it hot?😳😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

Smh damn boomers living it up in their air conditioned giant mansions they financed for a couple thousand dollars in the 70s. Meanwhile millennials like me are struggling to finance an avocado toast doordash delivery.

You can get that avocado toast on installments now. Or so I hear 🤭

Only 4 weekly payments for a burrito meal! What a deal!

I might get 2 burrito meals at that rate!

So kind of Ryan to take a break from his full time job as a vibe coder to hangout with the ⭕️ plebs like the old days

I wish that were the case 😅 I've been busy dealing with some health issues, my own, and the dog has been having some troubles too. Getting old is no fun, for man or beast.

Oh shit what happened? are you okay?

I was having some stomach troubles, and in the process of troubleshooting that, some heart problems were noticed. Nothing that's going to be an immediate fatal problem, but it needs to be taken care of sooner rather than later. I'll be back to regular shit posting soon enough I'm sure.

Stomach problems are a bitch. What’s wrong with your heart?

I spent a lot of my life as a cigarette smoker and eating a bad diet. There's some passages that aren't quite as wide as they should be. I'm still waiting to find out what the solution will be, likely some surgery will be necessary. Sometimes heartburn isn't just your digestive tract.

Is there another solution? Surgery usually comes with complications

I'm not sure. Waiting for the next appointment to find the results of tests and to hear the doctors recommendations. The waiting game, I'm playing a patient patient.

Bill Cypher 5mo ago

Are you possibly in the act of dying right now or very recently dismembered? Western traditional medicine is your best choice.

Are you only actively dying in the existential sense that we are all dying starting from the day we're born, still have all limbs, no recent acute injuries, and just looking to optimize your long term health? Western traditional medicine will fail you in more ways than you can imagine.

That’s too bad. Are you doing better now?

There's a lot of waiting for doctors appointments. Free, good, or fast healthcare. Pick two 😮‍💨

Does crowdhealth work in Canada?

It's not the money, it's the lack of doctors. There's a lot of waiting for anything. I'm past the initial stage now, just waiting for a final decision on what needs to be done and a date for it to happen. Next appointment in a week, then I'll know what's up 🤞

Maybe go to Mexico or Costa Rica to get treatment there 🤷‍♂️

Yea but my credit card is already maxed out from the daily Starbucks. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee 💅

I’ll take it extra soy milk extra sugar plus some nice pastry on the side

Me trying to figure which ethnicity I have to morally align with for this not to happen:

BLTGBTQIA2S+++

I think that’s it! Thanks Ryan

Planet Saved 🌎🫡👍

tanel 5mo ago

thanks ser

Https://blossom.primal.net/14f9303e51913acd86608eaada2647a24d2d5405cf60f89460d8411353eb5a9e.mp4

Gooner face

I had to lookup that one 🤣

YODL 5mo ago

Lie detected

I saw this expression a few times but never knew for sure. I had a rough idea

He definitely looks like someone who indulges in prolonged and obsessive porn consumption. A typical gooner 🤣

Stage 5 gooner... 10 hr masterbaiting sessions, calls in sick regularly to masterbait at home, has several terabyte harddrives just for sexy anime content

Also watched by the fbi

Imagine being the assigned fbi agent of that 🤣

Terrible

"oh no"

You have to take notes and shit. Agent is probably depressed by now 🤣

Google images of gurning 😂

I’m not sure I should 😂

You won't be disappointed.

Full refund if you're not entirely satisfied 😂

YODL 5mo ago

lol I thought it was a typo. It's not, and I learned something new

😂

Really not as bad as I thought 🤣

Goes hand in hand with gooner

Refund offer withdrawn 😂😂😂

🤣

I love this meme I’ve been looking for it

imgflip.com is your friend for templates

YODL 5mo ago

Easiest shit to find. Maybe Gigi was right about Mahdood

The bold claim post 🤭

He didn’t make a claim about me

….well

SuiGenerisJohn 5mo ago

I need the morphine

🤣🤣

Oh this is what I imagine Stacey looks like

🤣

Same

This is how I always look

Nic 5mo ago

Sorry Ryan, but 2S should go first, because the rainbow must have the most victimized people lead the way. You should know this as a Canadian, it's how our official rainbow alphabet is structured.