*Opens nostr in public*

*bird sits next to me*

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Women bird or bird bird ? 🤣

Fed bird 💀🤣

Nah I know, I’m just teasing 😂🤣😂🫂🙏🏽 I had a friend in an old job who used to say this to me too

This is the only real bird I’m aware of😅

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Woman bird is probably a fed too ngl.

Blokes are feds too 🫂😂

Damn fucking everyone's a fed nowadays.

Though for all this talk of feds I still haven't rooted any out on Nostr.

I'm not fed. i swear.

now, can you send a picuture of you (with shoe on your head of course) and your id? It's just for your safetly.

Ugh this again. I swear the KYC is just getting worse and worse on Nostr.

verifi3d

Please take an image of yourself holding a fish on your index fingers

Sir I am a bat.

Good enough for me 🫡

Glad to have sold my soul 🫂

You’ve served your country well 🫡

I can die happy.

I fucking love this template 😂

It's up there among the greats 💯

The name tag is a nice touch.

Thank you that's my state issued ID.

Waiting for animated IDs so I can get mine, currently without.

👆malinformation🤨🤨🧐🤌🏽

…u rooted me out😉😂😂⭕️

…and the verdict on nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 is clearly still out🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

…and I have my doubts about nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve …that disguise of a harmless Pepe has my antennae up🤔😳

Lmao says the guy who was on tech Ramadan for at least a month. How was the debriefing at Langley? Did you get a promotion for all the info you got from the relays. Trying to create doubt amongst the ⭕️

Signature fed move 😂

stache’s a fed stache’s a fed stache’s a fed

Be careful poking the bear

Stache going to carry rocks at Bolchevik spa soon

😳Damnit!!!!

I’m a frickin fed🤔🤦🏽‍♂️

They told me that relay info for the Ron Paul 2028 campaign fund and that I was a dang fine libertarian 😳🤨

Jay the ⭕️racle !

Mcd getting up in the morning to clock in for work on his new npub

https://video.nostr.build/1039c0820cad3b5cd1f7c2e53d129f816ed58b68b670fa0862d218c374bba67a.mp4

Stressful work environment 🍿😂

Toxic work culture

Maybe Sats should start a union 😂

How ironic would it be if a fed started a union to get the government treat him better 😂

They’re unionized here 😂

They were wearing clown pants (pink camo pants, and bright blue camo pants) for 2 years to protest their work conditions.

Thought you didn’t have ‘real birds’ in the USA

We don’t. That’s why I threw the phone away. Using my backup right now 👀

Birds a spook fer shir

Taking no chances