At a restaurant this evening my daughter was being sick into my cupped hands just as, 4-feet away, some marketing-exec-type was having an Instagram moment
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Pay attention to your daughter! Fuck the instagram influencer 😁.
They were oblivious. The people on the other tables were very understanding. One of them handed me a wine cooler to empty the vomit into.
I'm afraid to ask. What is an instagram moment?
a heavily curated selfie
JFC people's tether to reality is breaking 🫠.
Even when something cool is happening around them, they prefer to record it instead of seeing it with their own eyes.
For them, it's only real if it's on social media...
To be fair to them, they were engaged with the meal they were having with their family. It was a coincidence that they chose that moment for a selfie.