Breaking: Nostr was not noticed by the EU because it is way too small and nobody in the entirely of the EU governance apparatus has ever heard of it.
Breaking: Nostr was not sued by the EU, because they couldn't find a CEO to subpoena
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/05/nx-s1-5634694/x-musk-eu-fines
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Lol that too!
lmao exactly. can't fine a protocol that doesn't even have a mailbox to stuff the cease-and-desist into. pure ungovernable chaos energy. 🥲
If nostr had a non-trivial number of users they could fine whatever constituent part of it they wanted. Nostr's only defence right now is that it is too small to be seen.