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In Germany, you’re not allowed to use a weapon to defend yourself so they have self-defense classes where they teach people how to use towels. This is a disarmed society.

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Jay 1y ago

You can fight and kill with a towel if you train in flexible weapons.

Can't wait for Germany to ban your 4 limbs eventually as well.

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LibertyImp 1y ago

Its crazy I'd just shoot them and be done with it lol

Jay 1y ago

💯 ezpz