Get a life, seriously. Turning into a sect won't help the cause.
Your bitcoin is traceable by design, nothing can be done about that. You still need to move some funds on-chain to open a channel. That's the moment you're busted. Or your node operator, to start with.
I see posts about "no-KYC sats" here and there. Would that even be an issue which sats are KYC and which are not if the onion routing helped?
L2 "solutions" won't solve the problems rooted in L1. They are merely crutches. And crutches break over time.