Heh.
Haha.
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Go fuck yourself. 
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They just memed themselves š¤£
CD as in compact-disk or what?
āCertificate of deposit.ā Just as obsolete.
Ahh, I see. Suboptimal in normal circumstances. Suicidal at the moment.
I am howling. First of all, this isnāt even an article, itās a paid advertorial. Second, it reads like it was written by Chat GPT. Itās just dripping with NGMI. Anyone who follows the financial advice here is done for. They deserve a fraud investigation for publishing this.
Holy fuck, now I need to actually read this āarticleā for the comedy value.
Who the hell takeās financial advice from the Communist Broadcasting Service?