If you’re single read this:

No one will tell you that they’re a sheep but you can find out indirectly by asking the right questions. One harmless question I found to be pretty effective is “what animal would you be if you couldn’t be human anymore?” THEN YOU MUST ASK WHY!

One girl told me she would be a dog. So I asked why and she said, “they get good food, love, treats, and just chill.” I told her it sounds like she prefers comfort and security over freedom and uncertainty. She said yes. Then I said you probably follow all the rules too. She said she loves rules because it lets her know everything she can do.

Contrast that with a different girl that told me it was a tie between an eagle and a wolf because she wants to be free and fly around but also have community.

Let me know what animal you would be and why.

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SPERM WHALE OR SOME ANIMAL THAT TENDS TO GET MASSIVE BONERS

Like a horse? 😂😂

HUE READ THE BACK OF MY MIND

Great question, I'd say either eagle for the reasons above or a dolphin for the intelligence

Eagle was my choice as well but what’s interesting is one girl told me she would be a dolphin. I thought it was for the intelligence but she said she likes how free dolphins are. Turns out she really loves the ocean and being able to explore the ocean is more freeing for her than the skies. It wasn’t about the intelligence at all.

Dolphins hunt in teams. That would be super fun. Like football in 3 dimensions - Ender's Game shit.

I didn’t know they hunted in teams that explains why there is a football team named after them 😂

Since someone already said honey badger, giant river otter. They’re the honey badgers of the water. Same family, weasels. They eat caymans alive. Instantly waste any animal, like monkeys and jaguars, that enter the water in their territory. Nobody can fuck with giant river otters in the water.

Not familiar with them but did a quick search. They’re apex predators 🫡

Bennu because Phoenix sounds too commercial. The eagle is also a good choice. Flying is cool.

What is bennu? Phoenix doesn’t count because it’s not a real animal haha

The name given by the Ancient Egyptians. I say it's real. Don't stop believing... 🕊

The Phoenix was my banner on nostr for a long time. It’s what I want to get tattooed eventually.

Cool but maybe think twice about the tattoo thing. The best tattoo is not getting a tattoo as the majority will ink themselves sooner or later.

What do you mean the majority?

Tattoos are a trending thing. Also, I expect the CBDC wallets to be visible on their skin. 🐸

I'd want to be a lion or... a duck.

I'd most want to be a Lion. I want to feel strong, free, and secure within myself. 🦁

I also love ducks. They get the best of all 3 worlds. They swim the waters, roam the land, and fly through the skies. 🦆

Ducks are interesting because they do have those freedoms, I just never saw it that way before. But you do give up the survival skills that a lion has. If only ducks had guns 😂

A Beaver. I think that's pretty obvious. Hard working, industrious, skilled, family oriented, smart, dedicated, but also territorial and very hard to kill.

Beavers are fucking awesome, good choice