Life Basic Programming language

I just completed my Hello World program in a new programming language.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what to do? Caught in a quandary? Buy the Lexus or the Mercedes type stuff?

I discovered Life Basic Programming. By Programming myself ahead of time, I can stop worrying about upcoming decisions.

For example: yesterday (Sunday) I debated going to church. So instead of worrying about it, I told myself if the pastor friend invites me to Church, I will go. Otherwise I'm free to go hiking.

Pastors usually don't skip a chance to invite someone, whether we look at it from a salesmanship perspective or a Heavenly Deity prodding them to add a new sheep to their flock.

Hello World

If (during conversation with pastor friend) invitation=Yes then

Complain,make excuses, check temperature

Attend church

Else

Rejoice

Go hiking in mountains

End

By some divine miracle, he skipped salesmanship and must have been distracted by the impending sermon that he forgot to invite me.