(working in the kitchen holding the infant Vader)

Bride: “Be careful. There’s an open bag of oats on the counter.”

Me: “😑…I see it. Don’t worry. I’m not a child.”

(wife leaves room and 15 seconds later I accidentally knock over the entire bag of oats onto the floor)

Bride: “What happened?!”

Me: “Vader! How could you?!”

Not proud…but I’m safe.