21 step-by-step guide into bitcoin

1) Debt bubble pops

2) Crypto banks collapse

3) Bitcoin dumps

4) Miners get rekt

5) Bitcoin dumps even more

6) Bitcoin lightning grows exponentially during bear market

7) Bitcoin applications are built during bear market

8) Listen to yellow every single day singing Don’t Stop Believin’

9) Fiat banks collapse

10) Fiat currencies collapse

11) Bitcoin pumps

12) Risk-on assets dump

13) Powell raises rates and slaps the market on the face

14) All assets get absolutely destroyed due to the discount rate and recession

15) Bitcoin appreciates as fiat debases

16) Investors realize no asset gives you a real return in the face of >25% yearly currency debasement and buy bitcoin

17) Bitcoin pumps rapidly and market cap explodes

18) Normies cry to get a salary raise as they can’t afford expensive holidays and ecological food

19) They don’t and realize the solution was right in front

20) Normies buy bitcoin in an attempt to get rich quick

21) Suddenly bitcoin dumps and they go down the rabbit hole and learn the basics for the next cycle 🔄