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having a pet raccoon named rebecca like president calvin coolidge wouldnt fix me

but it is better than not having a pet raccoon named rebecca like president calvin coolidge

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and so, to the local markets i must now journey to find rebecca

i already know she's gonna be worth every rabies shot

like what do you mean

it's rebecca

she has a fluffy tail and hands like a person

and these days hands like a person are much safer, more good, and far better than the hands of any person actually

the human species is damned

raccoons never