I've had to retake my corporate HR "occupational noise safety" and "sexual harassment" classes so many times in the last 2 years that for each I've compiled a list of all the previous questions and their correct answers that is so complete that I haven't seen a new question in the last three rounds.

I work alone. At home. In an attic. Unless they think I might be sexually harassing the printer, or that the creaking of my old house is greater than 75 decibels; WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?