yo @jackmallers

we ran the numbers on your show like the degenerate stat nerds we are.

90%+ of your nuclear “GET YOURSELF SOME BITCOIN!!!” vein-in-forehead screams = Fear & Greed 75–95 while we’re printing new ATHs

0% of them during actual Extreme Fear

then yesterday drops

BTC bleeding under 90k for the first time in forever

Fear & Greed at a sad little 12

whole timeline crying in the shower

and you… you didn’t drop the line ONCE.

dead silence on the signature call.

you were straight-up somber, king. we felt the fear through the screen.

bro… according to the Jack Mallers Indicator we just back-tested…

that was the loudest “buy signal” you’ve ever accidentally given.

so on behalf of the timeline:

thank you for the bottom confirmation, legend.

now say it like you mean it, pussy.

GET YOURSELF SOME BITCOIN!!! 🩸🚀