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nobody 2y ago

JavaScript is a shit language.

So naturally that’s what the world collectively decided to make everything with.

#coding

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arkinox 2y ago

If you can master the shit, you can master anything

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nobody 2y ago

Possibly. It doesn’t seem to be a choice anymore. Everything is done with it as a built in assumption now.

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Akito 2y ago

Doing shit in #JavaScript just makes you used to the most wrong way of programming there is, i. e. not even knowing what a type is, not to mention managing them smartly.

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arkinox 2y ago

TypeScript

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nobody 2y ago

TypeScript approaches being a type system, but it is not.

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Akito 2y ago

We are talking #JavaScript here & #TypeScript is basically polishing shit. As Mythbusters have proven, it is indeed possible to polish shit, but do you really want polished shit?

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arkinox 2y ago

I want to make web-based applications, so ✨️💩✨️💩✨️💩

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nobody 2y ago

You can both be right at the same time. I acknowledge it is the correct tool. I just think that’s unfortunate. 🤣

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iefan 🕊️ 2y ago

Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.

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nobody 2y ago

This is sad. I’m depressed.

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sneagan 2y ago

See also: Nostr

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Creediator 2y ago

JavaScript is the bomb yo!

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nobody 2y ago

🤨

If by that you mean it should be blown up…

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Creediator 2y ago

Yes. It’s adoption which is already big will keep blowing up.

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realjode 2y ago

Python 🙌

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Petr 2y ago

😭😭😭

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Akito 2y ago

Finally someone said it. #FuckJavaScript

I despise that shit.

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[NPC] Tony 2y ago

Whoah, learn to code bro!

I'll give you a follow if you can reach this level of efficieny: https://github.com/telamon/picofeed/blob/eb6d66bc92b2139933b0a3b7ee57dd9d1b5ef3b5/index.js#L351

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vivab0rg 2y ago

No reason to get stuck in the shit, there are many nicer languages that compile TO #javascript

Personally I switched to #elm to regain my sanity but there are many others like #clojurescript #purescript etc. And now with #webassembly others like #rust will be coming soon.