I have hunted Alligators in the everglades before I was even a man.

I have fought off black bears with a baseball bat when they dared to approach my livestock.

I have caught deadly sharks on fishing boats deep in the ocean on a moonless night.

If you are genuinely offering me the opportunity to become a whole coiner and all I need to do is take care of this little guy. Absolutely no fucking problem.

I just want my AR-10 by my side at all times in case it gets sassy and I need to give it a fresh reminder of who is the fucking boss around here at the zoo.