But wait, there’s more!

There is a burgeoning theory in physics that it is neither Earth nor the Sun nor the region of space we thought was approximately the center of the Universe; but rather, Chuck Norris himself is the precise center of the Universe

According this view, when he does pushups, he shifts the entire universe back and forth by exactly his chiseled arm’s length

The Chuck-centric Universe Theory (CUT) began to pick up steam among academics in the late 1990’s as the first hypothesis to reasonably explains how Chuck Norris managed to develop his supreme and unparalleled superhuman strength