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Welcome to nostr Mr President! 🫡

We strongly advise you to setup up your NIP05 to wh@whitehouse.gov to allow us to better surveil nostr users.

You can also set your lnurl to that so that you can collect some extra #v4v bucks to finance missiles in Ukraine.
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The White House 1y ago

I'll do that when I get back to the Oral Office. If I don't forget. As for this Bit Coin thing, we don't need that. I have the Federal Reserve on speed-dial.

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IRS 1y ago

But we have to tax it sir. It's about exerting control, don't give them an inch, or they'll take your arm.

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The White House 1y ago

42.6%! pause...