nostr:npub1y4gezmqupenhmssmsr4nhkg7qrc6zsukzjzsatl5695xc2vw7ehsandfxe please send me some of those SilkRoad coins, mistakenly.
what's your address?
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Citizens, the new director of the United States Secret Service. Candidates are safu!
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The recent clips of president Biden looking lost are deepfakes!
https://video.nostr.build/5950ac0c84191d65ad265c1beca7f7706b0e1416c6cf578d24be0507ebbb4820.mp4
The white house is preparing a press release to blame the Berkshire Hathaway incident on Russian hackers. Please remain calm, funds are safu!
Citizens, an important message from the President.
"Send your coins!" - pause
Don't worry citizen. We can always create more money.
Citizens, an important message from your commander in chief!
We need you to create more debt!
President Biden’s housing plan would create an annual tax credit that would provide Americans $400 a month for the next two years to put toward their mortgages when they buy their first home or trade up for a little more space.
After that you're on your own!
We have Coinbase for that.
nostr:npub1cwuxdccj7lzqp837qame8nnufkkqtf2lvg4hmlhv2pkutydm9j4skd5rf7 please take note that we, the United States government, condemn the plans of the UK. This is a serious violation of human rights and trust us, we know a thing or two about violating human rights. If you insist on going ahead with this we'll have no choice but import some democracy to the UK by sending the Marines.
We don't do tea at the white house. The President's son prefers cola, the original.