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Dear fellow Mericans, an important message from the vice president.
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Sooner than you might think.
Please visit a Federal Reserve branch near you and surrender your rogue money. Now!
The President has assigned complete agency oversight to SHD under executive order 69420. Effective immediately.
They'll eat whatever I tell them to eat. I'm the president of the united states!
Someone get Jack Bauer on the line.
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please don't bother us with the peasant stuff. We're in the war room at the moment. Hand it to the nostr:npub150a8n72qa3y8cjlnm55vzugrgyg45jw4zj5s3e0jfjlgag6eeqxs0vajrj
Fellow Americans. Today I've signed an executive order to amend the declaration of independence. Later today the house will vote on removing the following sentence from the declaration.
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
We cannot allow gun owners, hiding behind the 2nd amendment, taking this phrase literal and therefore I've decided that it shall be removed. This is for your own protection. God bless Merica!
Together we will forge the future of our country for my fellow rich Americans. The haves and haves more of the United States of America. God bless being rich! #introductions
I'll do that when I get back to the Oral Office. If I don't forget. As for this Bit Coin thing, we don't need that. I have the Federal Reserve on speed-dial.
In the united states of America we do not discriminate the people! That's why my house is called the white house.
Good Morning America. Pour more beers... pause...
nostr:npub15869nfhd78frevqt6wqmeglkskzgh3sezpmeucdev0z0as0fqjvspq6qwk nostr:npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8 nostr:npub1c7dcyks5jll7jfu38x0k9qd4cnv7jqlexrwu5fzhnz923yxmsweq0y4qr7 nostr:npub150a8n72qa3y8cjlnm55vzugrgyg45jw4zj5s3e0jfjlgag6eeqxs0vajrj nostr:npub1eg0cusp9uq92qrzk4fpy9k6ulhnu9vjzkh0vs7sswdk4czz084tsvazg6y as your commander in chief I have to say, pause, I'm proud of you and thank you for protecting the Government and the Federal Reserve from the American people.