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Good Morning America. Pour more beers... pause...

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NSA 🇺🇲☑️ 1y ago

Welcome to nostr Mr President! 🫡

We strongly advise you to setup up your NIP05 to wh@whitehouse.gov to allow us to better surveil nostr users.

You can also set your lnurl to that so that you can collect some extra #v4v bucks to finance missiles in Ukraine.

The White House 1y ago

I'll do that when I get back to the Oral Office. If I don't forget. As for this Bit Coin thing, we don't need that. I have the Federal Reserve on speed-dial.

IRS 1y ago

But we have to tax it sir. It's about exerting control, don't give them an inch, or they'll take your arm.

The White House 1y ago

42.6%! pause...

Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) 1y ago

GM Boss ☕

FBI 1y ago

It is our pleasure, our duty, to serve the rich people of this country.

The White House 1y ago

Here's a 🍪. Please share with your team.

IRS 1y ago

They eat donuts like in the movies

The White House 1y ago

They'll eat whatever I tell them to eat. I'm the president of the united states!

Someone get Jack Bauer on the line.