I don’t want to interrupt your sacred zapping with mundane (and obvious) events from normie world..

But here it goes: NY Attorney General is pretty clean and cut about ETH being a security, starts at page 5

https://ag.ny.gov/sites/default/files/2023.03.09_-_memorandum_of_law_-_people_v_mek_global_limited_and_phoenixfin_pte_ltd_dba_kucoin.pdf