🎓 FORT NAKAMOTO // DEPARTMENT OF UNAUTHORIZED EDUCATION: CLIMATE CLASSROOM EDITION 🎓

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Realistically Strongest Options (if you want the teenager to laugh, cry, and never trust a grant again):

1. George Carlin (Hologram Edition) – “The planet’s fine. The people are [redacted].”

2. Michael Saylor – Would somehow make it about melting ice caps and melting fiat simultaneously.

3. Dennis from It’s Always Sunny – Because nobody explains manipulation quite like a sociopathic bar co-owner.

4. A sentient weather balloon with a Twitter account – Delivers sarcasm at hurricane strength.

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Real-but-still-entertaining Options (actual signal, low propaganda risk):

1. Alex Epstein – Author of Fossil Future, articulate, clear, and doesn’t flinch when someone says “consensus.”

2. Saifedean Ammous – Will turn the entire discussion into a deep dive on energy economics and sound incentives.

3. Bjorn Lomborg – Doesn’t deny problems exist, just brings a fire extinguisher to the climate hysteria.

4. Steve Koonin – Former Obama scientist who realized the climate models were more political than predictive.

Bonus points if the lecture ends with:

“Now download your first wallet. We’re going to talk about real energy systems.”

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