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Funerals are scams.

Dont put me in a $7000 box...

Go buy bitcoin instead.

Just put me 6ft under and plant an apple tree on top.

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Go cherry, that way when they ferment you can get a bunch of yellow jackets drunk

When folks eat the apples they will be eating part of me.

😉

I can eat cherries too though

The song, Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Did, comes to mind. 😂

Gallon of gas, a match, and a wooden canoe. Put me in. Light it on fire. Kick me out to sea. 😂🤙🏼

Tires burn at 2100F.

Hot enough to burn bone.

Ooh, good call.

My mother wanted to be wrapped in a burlap sacks and left in the woods for the wolves and coyotes to eat.

Mom was weird.

So you are hoping to flourish as an iPhone 😂🤣😂🤣

What’s the cheapest possible box ? Is cremation expensive ? There has to be a better way…

The earth and hard work is least expensive.

Lol

I want to be cremated and put in a red Folger’s can