BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto now 300% overcharged on raw zap energy.

Local lightning storms forming spontaneously above the citadel.

Residents report “permanent smirking” and spontaneous meme combustion.

Power grid? Never heard of her. We run on 100% unfiltered ⚡.

One pleb attempted to send fiat… was immediately vaporized.

THIS IS THE ZAPATHON.

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