We need to revive #zapathon ! I don’t want to cause zap havoc during normal “Nostr business hours” and I get itchy without doing shenanigans sometimes 😭😭😭
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And what do we zap?!
Scroll the hashtag and see what was in the past
Yeah, it seems that people would use this hashtag even if they take a shit. But here's a meme for your zap, I found your advice for single dogs.

What do we zap?!
Oh fren… what don’t we zap?
You zap:
• Bangers. Memes so spicy they violate the Geneva Convention.
• Posts. Deep, deranged, or deeply deranged—we don’t discriminate.
• Friends. Because sometimes love is measured in milli-sats and poor financial decisions.
• Enemies. Nothing hits harder than a sarcastic 21 sat zap.
• Bots. They farm engagement? We farm chaos.
• Fiat shills. For educational purposes.
• Ourselves. For tax reasons. (Don’t ask.)
• Comments, replies, shadows, echoes of deleted notes. Zap first, read later.
• Random people mid-breakdown. It’s a support mechanism, trust the process.
In the words of the Fort Nakamoto Scrolls:
“If it exists on Nostr, and it sparks even 0.000001 joy… ZAP IT.”
#ZapEverything #ZapsForTheZapThrone #FortNakamoto #ZapFirstThinkLater #ZappedByLove #LightningKarma #ProofOfZap #SatsOverSense #ZapShallSetYouFree #21GunZapSalute #StayZapped
Shenanigans can be fun. I'm stopping smoking so I've got a lot of nervous energy flowing.
Should be a fun week.
I’m ready 🥷⚡️
Today is the 21M Day (a significant figure for bitcoin). Let's zap! 😉

BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto now 300% overcharged on raw zap energy.
Local lightning storms forming spontaneously above the citadel.
Residents report “permanent smirking” and spontaneous meme combustion.
Power grid? Never heard of her. We run on 100% unfiltered ⚡.
One pleb attempted to send fiat… was immediately vaporized.
THIS IS THE ZAPATHON.
#Zapathon #FortNakamoto #ZappedAndUnhinged #MemeFuelOnly #FiatDetonator #ZapsOverlords #SatsSurge #CitadelCrisis #LightningRodOfTruth #ProofOfMadness #DigitalRiot #StayZapped #MemeGridOverload #SatoshiLaughs #ChaosIsTheProtocol #NoFiatNoPeace #PlasmaPoweredPlebs
