Tell me and I'll zap you 69 sats.

Tell me and I'll zap you 69 sats.

Scratched behind ears for 15min, cat liked that a lot
Shaving π
Waterboard it π€ͺ
"Can I film you with my GF?"
She was hot, so, "Yes".
And that is the true story of how I discovered I loved fucking on film :-) Circa 1991, and long before it was socially acceptable :-)
Married it when everything in my soul told me not to π
Buying beetcorn while it is cheap... :)
I walked 500 miles almost π€£π€£ no lies doh it felt like 500 miles was probably more like 20 or 30 started out at 8 pm got there after 3am mouldy drunk I may of got a few lifts along the way but the puss has a strange control over us men π€£π
Hmm 69!
Zap me first. Then I tell.