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“Sweetie you just need to calm down.”

I just go for broke at that point.

It usually works.

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And if it doesn’t i just mansplain a bunch of shit that she’s already an expert in.

Exactly 💯

THATS THE EXACT FACIAL EXPRESSION I USE ALONG WITH SOME SUBTLE HEAD SHAKING

You're a brave man🫡

nah I’m just a bit of a stress junkie due to work and sometimes just need a bump of danger 🤣

"Babe, did you gain some weight recently?"

🤣 not dangerous enough

gotta play a construction truck back-up beeper sound whenever she walks into a room and leave a loaded gun on the table