Only if your volume is on full blast, possibly with a Bluetooth speaker.

It is not, it’s just prevalent. What’s amazing is how quick those people get annoyed or shocked when you laugh along with them or answer along with their conversations in public, like they forgot the whole world existed or assume privacy exists within an inch of their skin. The kids aren’t alright.

I put on my best motherfuckerly stare and wait for them to look up.