Haven't read the long post yet, but welcome back! Was worried you died
A late GM, Christmas and a Happy New Year
I'm back home from my Christmas Cruise.
So that was the strangest thing ever.
Once I boarded the ship and switched to iPhone only on a Red Bull CruiseShip eSIM or Land based O2 roaming, I could no longer post notes.
I could view all posts, but could not post anything, despite not changing a thing.
Across nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqpq8m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsmthtls nostr:nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnsv9ex2ar09e6x7amwqyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsqzq5edsvxllcyuz0n4azc5tjp9wx8uz2cqq0mp6c0fqamjr3llly7tksuz3y nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2qpqn0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5ese32dk3 and Nos all clients failed to post. They did not report an error, but the posts never showed up. The closest thing to an error was Damus saying it failed to upload media to nostr:nprofile1q9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx96r2amr8p5rxdm4dp4kzafew3ehwwpjwd48smnywycrgepndcu8qd3nx36hguryvem8xdr5d56hsmt5xfehzemtxejxkeflvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egprpmhxue69uhkc6t8dp6xu6twvaex2mrp0yhxxmmdqqsfnz2sqsflkatdssmeztxr90s8xrd7r07xkhfwaa6eu9zkcguljpg0va3vj
I was able to log onto the nostr.build web interface to upload media, but no client app worked.
Some obvious things to state:
Yes, all 4 apps had my private key stored directly and yes, all 4 apps worked perfectly on both mobile and WiFi up until boarding the cruise ship.
The only possible anomaly was that my relay nortis.nostr1.com from nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3yamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3jxyhxxmmd9uqzqjeh6m7lh30zt3r07xt9mja0acufe74h7j40phd6nw33pz68m56ygemrhx had expired, which I've just topped up, but I'm a Damus purple and always include that relay in my lists.
So, here's the plan. I'm going to post daily from tomorrow about my cruise, reporting historically 2 weeks from the past.
So tomorrow, I will post from Monday 22nd December 2025.
Better late than never.
Happy New Year everyone.
Discussion
I nearly died from over eating TBF π
Happy New Year π«
Not alot else to do if youβre stuck at sea π
I tried line dancing, you know, with the dancing girls π

Nicely tied tie π
Is she on nostr?!!!
Not that I'm aware of! π€
Catastrophic fail on your part then. You had one job to do!
I just want to see nostr grow!
I kid, though prettt girls coming aboard, even if to just receive zaps from creeps, could be one of the fastest ways to get adoption moving
I did gift 3 copies of my Bitcoin book to the onboard library, each one got loaned out within 24 hours of being deposited π
Am I at least partially forgiven π

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Thatβs a pic from the Epstein files ?
I was on a ship, en-route to an Atlantic Island with 5,000 of my closest friends π
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The Hardcastle Haven Islands. I wait for the breaking news and you in a mugshot π
I'm thinking of writing a book π
Youβll have good time to do that in Dartmoor
Dartmoor has wonderful views to inspire any writer π€
Booking Airbnb now π
Thereβs a high walled style airbnb there already for you, with a guaranteed 25 year stay. π