Wife told me that we don’t have the same “love language.”

I said “what the hell is a love language? I speak English. You speak English.”

Had to look it up…

love language:

Words of Affirmation:

Expressing love through verbal compliments, words of appreciation, and encouragement.

Acts of Service:

Demonstrating love by performing helpful tasks or chores for your partner, easing their burdens or making their life easier.

Receiving Gifts:

Showing love through thoughtful gifts, which symbolize thoughtfulness, care, and appreciation.

Quality Time:

Spending meaningful, undivided attention with your partner, engaging in activities together and focusing solely on each other.

Physical Touch:

Communicating love through physical contact, such as hugs, kisses, holding hands, or other forms of touch that convey affection and closeness.