The idea that “Trump crashed the stock market to lower rates and help the poor” is straight-up fantasy. No one tanks the market on purpose unless they’re trying to self-destruct. Tariffs? They jacked up prices, not lowered them. And losing money in the market isn’t wealth redistributio it’s just… losing money. Eggs are cheaper? Cool, but that’s not because of some 4D chess move. This is barstool economics with a tinfoil twist.