Any lawyers out there know if I'd go to jail for throwing a pie at Justin Trudeau?
I need to do this.
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Iβll zap your bail.
Probs get charged with assault
But I was just trying to quickly offer him a delicious pie?
You will be fine.
Just use this line βI neither confirm or deny I was at the location at that exact time of the eventβ.
: Youβre free to go
You know what happened to the guy who threw a shoe at G.W Bush? It will happen to you also.
You can do that kind of time. And the inmates would exalt you.
If you lived in the land of the free, you'd go to jail for just asking.
Imagine the zaps youβd receive.
