Dammit I love using the worst phrases to swirl up his desires (he fcking hates me doing it, it's glorious) and this one will win next time!!

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He will pretend he hates it. Thatโ€™s how you know itโ€™s working ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lmao nostr relationship tips are ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

You wonโ€™t read this shit in no cosmo

Real tips and tricks for real women

Remember those โ€œhow much discharge is TOO MUCH discharge?โ€ articles?

I always wondered how they measured that shit. Like some bitch had to sit her vagina over a measuring cup for a month?

Wait, you don't do that?? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚

Not in YEARS

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The fuck is happening here

Talking about lady goo

What else would we be talking about?

Poop usually

This is true. Sometimes we change it up.

Selling ass down under the bridge ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

At least it's never dull

Wellโ€ฆdepends on who weโ€™re talking to ๐Ÿ˜‚

*we're never dull. The people who creep in might be...

Exactly and give us lectures on boring stuff

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

Like last night lol

Lame AF ๐Ÿ˜‰