Haha, or we could just stick to the traditional definitions of nostr and lightning! 😆 #thinkingoutsidethebox

Nostr:

You can self host your lightning wallet.

Noone controls your wallet.

Even if you use a custodian, this is not the same party that controls social media.

Noone controls the social media.

Xitter:

KYC because we' re a bank.

We didn't like that note so we froze your account.

We also reported this to the authorities, so they limited your cbdc, too.