Dear god.
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π It's like he's yelling, "Please handcuff me now! I'm ready to own nothing and be happy!"
I bet 2 sats there will be KYC involved, too π
The easiest to hack app will now be your bank account
Fuck that shit
"This post breaks our policy rules, we have deducted $100 from your account"
Meet Alex Finn, a walking blue check.
It's not only your bank account, it's also your go to job search now. Lucky all your notes have been pro whatever Davos says π§‘
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Fwds resume and entire social media profile, with highlights of all spicy posts and comments.
Fuck that, I'm out.
Everyone needs to maintain multiple sock puppet accounts for specific job applications now....
Oh god
Your money will be dogecoin π€‘
Create within our guidelines π«
This was the plan all along wasnβt it? Create the western version of WeChat? Not really breaking any news hereβ¦
thats pretty scary
We knew that would coming...additionally elon has other things planned for you ... I'm just saying neuralink
4th Reich is coming ... dark digital ages
Only #nostr
so just another bank, next
"It's all legal, he has authorization" lol
Where we're going, we do the authorizing.
Thank the lord that I never used Twitter... or any social media platform! This really is VERY unnerving. π€π Please, if you have children, be more careful than ever. This will only become worse before it displays any sign of improvement.
If you use an iPhone or stock android it's even worse
How so?
Google and apple have all your personal information, everywhere you go, what you do, who you talk to. Your contacts, it listens all you personal conversations etc etc etc
Oh, I know. My mistake. I thought you were referring to something else for some reason. Most will, undoubtedly (and unfotrunately), view this entire twitter extravaganza in a positive light. π€·ββοΈ
Here we go advising family and friends about this digital vaccine...
Want to withdraw your funds? No problem! Just insert this chip in our I mean, your, brain.
Bitcoin+nostr need better competition, this is hilarious. Twitter echo chamber
WeChat did it, creators didn't benefit
Fiat isn't great but at least there is some separation of power. I can have different banks in different countries, that I use for different things.
Centralising everything in one product, and then lumping in non-finance services is a recipe for disaster.
lol you could say this about nostr in sense.
lightning, zaps, wallets, paying with in stores ... :D
Nostr:
You can self host your lightning wallet.
Noone controls your wallet.
Even if you use a custodian, this is not the same party that controls social media.
Noone controls the social media.
Xitter:
KYC because we' re a bank.
We didn't like that note so we froze your account.
We also reported this to the authorities, so they limited your cbdc, too.
funny how this is all already possible with nostr
Nah bro, Iβm good. Keep the excitement to yourself, Alex.
