thinking about when we were still in the talking phase and my girlfriend asked me what my favorite story in the Bible was and I told her when Solomon threatened to cut the baby in half 💀
thinking about when we were still in the talking phase and my girlfriend asked me what my favorite story in the Bible was and I told her when Solomon threatened to cut the baby in half 💀
>women arguing over who's child it is
>"And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other."
